i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this
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firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike
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Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
yes.
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
I FUCKING WISH THIS WOULD HAPPEN OMG
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I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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She is meant to be my wife.
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the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
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if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
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rihanna can you please just pass the soap i’m getting pruney we’ve been in here for hours now i’m surprised we didn’t catch hypothermia yet
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